The Silly File Page
proof that we have more disk space than sense!
Christmas Silly Files are here!
We receive a lot of silly games and amusements via e-mail. Rather than pass them on and waste more bandwidth irritating people with spam, (and so that we can get more work done), we've created this socially important web page.
These files are for your amusement only. We have received these in e-mail from various sources. As far as we know, they are public domain & free to download. If the presence of any of these files violates anyone's copyright, please notify us & we will remove them. These files vary greatly in taste and decency. Therefore they are rated. Please do not download anything that is rated more than "G" if you might be offended. Lastly, we have scanned these files with Symantec's virus scanning software, but we make no guarantees.
This page is provided as a service to the community by Net2Atlanta. Server Colocation by Net2Atlanta & MDSData.net.
The Dancing Baby Collection
Dancing Baby - Rated "G" 1.5MB - Classic silly file. This is the one that made the baby famous.
Dancing Baby Policeman - Rated "R" 1.73MB - Now the baby has a cop's hat to dance with.
Bdrunk.avi - Rated "R" 615K - Unfortunately, fame wore heavily on our baby. His outlook on life degenerated. The alchoholic baby can't even control his bladder! This one's gross.
Babycar.avi - Rated "G" 1.37MB - Celebrity status often brings assasination attempts. This is the first documented attempt on the baby's life.
Babybm.avi - Rated "G" 1MB - The final, successful assasination attempt - The baby is dead!
Bill Gates' special place
Billgate.exe - Rated "G" 787K - If you hate Windows 95, kill Bill Gates!
Billpie.avi - Rated "G" 2.48MB - The actual video of Bill being hit by pies in Brussels.
BGCops.txt - Rated "G" - The transcript of Bill's phone call to the Brussels Police Department.
Piegates.exe - rated "G" 230K - A game. Now you, too, can hit Bill with a pie.
Piegate2.exe - Rated "G" 493K - A different "Hit Bill with a Pie" game.
Bad_Day - Rated "G" 5K - Watch Out!
Brain Test - Rated "G" 1.1MB - Supposedly evaluates which is the dominant portion of your brain.
Color Test - Rated "G" 41K - Another silly test, this one analyzes your personality based on colors.
Mona Lisa - Rated "R" 41K - Leonardo's classic exposed! Use the escape key when done.
Striptease - Rated "R?" 238K- Very enjoyable, choose the gender you want! You may need VBRUN300.DLL.
Whack - Rated "G" 142K - Mouse practice
Eyes - Rated "G" 53K - Cool eyes that follow your mouse. They blink & look away sometimes. You'll think they're alive. You may need VBRUN300.DLL.
VBRUN300.DLL - 390K - If a program needs this, copy it to your Windows\System directory.
Tthson.zip - Rated "G" 594K - Boxing screen saver (will bite ear!)
D4Time41.zip - Rated "G" 155K - Will set your PC clock using an Internet time standard.
SWIBUD.zip - Rated "G" 830K - Budweiser Frog screen saver for Windows or Windows 95. Includes sound.
Psych.exe - Rated "G" 22K - Optical delusion. - Maybe from the TV series "Time Tunnel".
Bonus.exe - Rated "G" 10K - Another of a similar theme. Companies are beginning to deliver the annual bonuses via e-mail.
Myrkky.exe - Rated "G" 1.8MB - A game based on zits. Disgusting, but funny.
Spitwad.exe - Rated "G" 806K - Hit the teacher with the spitwad! - More mouse practice.
Bundy.avi - Rated "R" 1.3MB - Adults only parody of Married With Children
Marsflyr.exe - Rated "G" 9K - Looks like you're flying through the mountains on Mars. Use your mouse to change direction & speed.
Heart.exe - Rated "G" 21K - Maybe this will teach you about passing around silly files!
Life.exe - Rated "G" 201K - Another gag program. There is a common thread here.
Catsplat.exe - Rated "G" 553K - If you hate cats, you'll love this!
Cow.ppt - Rated "G" 246K - A Public Service Announcement about Mad Cow Disease. You'll need Powerpoint to view this.
Foot11.avi - Rated "G" 983K - Cute Cartoon. Don't bother unless you have sound.
Penguin.exe - Rated "G" 1.4MB - Kiss or kill the penguins, but leave the bear & skunk alone.
Slugfest.exe - Rated "G" 1.6MB - Boxing game.
Peltcrue.exe - Rated "G" 1.2MB - Hit her with eggs or horsekicks or cowbutts and the pig will fall.
Esheep.exe - Rated "G" 310K - Electronic sheep - Click on it many times for many sheep!
Att1.exe - Rated "M" 10K - Another silly file for men.
blowup.avi - Rated "G" 478K - Computer Meltdown.
postal.exe - Rated "G" 58K - Pull a postal worker on your PC!
3intool.wav - Rated "R" 975K - A song about a size challenged man!
bbfire.avi - Rated "R" 1.57MB - Beavis & Butthead campfire joke.
Stress.avi - Rated "G" 1.52MB - What should happen to every computer.
Mac.avi - Rated "G" 776K - Tired of the Macerena?
Drunk.exe - Rated "G" 265K - Still another fooled you program.
Minstall.exe - Rated "PG" 896K - Like the e-sheep, but this one is a cute blonde!
Easter.exe - Rated "G" 1.14MB - A Heineken Easter Egg Hunt!
Popeyes3.avi - Rated "D" (for disgusting!) 1.3MB - A reason to watch Sally Jesse Raphael.
Magic.xls - Rated "G" 337K - A MS Excel 97 based magic card trick. It is amazing!
Porn.exe - Rated "G" 6K - Try it & see!
Bean.exe - Rated "G" 203K - Apparently this guy is someone on European TV.
Yoda.exe - Rated "R" 798K - What Yoda does on lonely days.
Mrpotato.exe - Rated "G" 817K - A computerized Mr Potatohead.
Haveaniceday.exe - Rated "G" 895K - Very scary, but a joke.
Shrink1.exe - Rated "G" 670K - Analyze your personality
Helpdesk.wav - Rated "R" 448K - A sound file of what help desk workers hear sometimes.
911MFDeer.wav - Rated "R" 408K - The allegedly true 911 call about the deer in the back seat.
Ksutra.hlp - Rated "R" 750K - The KartoonSutra. Sorta the Karma Sutra in Windows95 help file format.
1Monkeyc.mpeg - Rated "M" 3MB - Scatalogical humor from the animal world.
Corrupt2.exe - Rated "M" 20KB - Test yourself to see how corrupt you are.
Bees.exe - Rated "G" 282K - A killer bee game.
MFC42.dll - 919K - You may need this for some of the games. Put it in C:\Windows\System.
Tubbie.exe - 274K Rated "M" - A system error has occurred .....
Snowmoun.exe - Rated "G" 421K - A spherical picture you can look at from any direction.
Urinal.exe - Rated "M" 312K - A test of man's choice of urinal.
Liz1.exe - Rated "G" 77K - A shell game.
Topcat.exe - Rated "G" 38K - Kitty that runs around your screen while you work.
Eleven.exe - Rated "G" 2MB - Card Game
Womans.wav - Rated "M" 827K - A song about women.
Man.wav - Rated "M" 1.2MB - A song about men.
Radio.wav - Rated "M" 1.2MB - A prank call gone bad on the radio.
Moo.exe - Rated "M" 248K - Aliens looking for a beer.
Draggabl.exe - Rated "G" 1.6MB - A Disney game for the kids.
Year2000.exe - Rated "G" 119K - What will happen to your PC on 1/1/2000
Saddam.exe - Rated "G" 296K - Kill Saddam Hussein game.
Iraq1.jpg - Rated "G" 65K - A letter to Iraq
Rrrrip.mpg - Rated "M" 3.46MB - Pager advertisement with fart joke.
rot.scr - Rated "G" 25K - Screen saver that makes screen roll like slot machine.
ZM104.bmp - Rated "PG" 131K - Eye exam
Seasick.exe - Rated "PG" 204K - A gorgeous babe, but she'll make you seasick!
Malebrai.jpg - Rated "PG" 56K - An internal view of the typical male brain.
Eric.avi - Rated "G" 3MB - A big cat dancing in a car
Bakedbea.wav - Rated "PG" 130K - It's baked bean month - guess what the sound effects are.
Fart-machinev2.exe - Rated "R" 604K - Self explanatory, and funny.
Blender.exe - Rated "G" 655K - The frog in the blender taunts you to spin him.
Apache.avi - Rated "G" 5.4MB - Real (I think) footage from the FLIR camera on an Apache helicopter that tries to get between some trees that are too close together.
USSCole.pps - Rated "G" 1.5MB - A powerpoint presentation of how they lifted the USS Cole onto a special ship to carry it back to the US. Good close up of the hole.
Salmon.asf - Rated "G" 380K - Commercial where a guy fights a bear to bring you the best salmon. Funny.
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